When we heard that Brewers leftfielder Ryan Braun filmed a Web-only commercial with Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Marisa Miller last summer at Brookfield East High School, we thought it was cool. Once we saw it, though...

The Web site withleather.com skewered the ad:

"Because it's a web ad, or maybe because Remington cut costs by firing all editors, or maybe because they hired a group of seventh graders to write, the commercial features some of the worst acting this side of NSFW and runs for an astounding two and a half minutes. Which is what I really need as a consumer: longer advertisements. "

Judge for yourself: