Justink8996: @RickPeterson3P Dont tease me Rick. Im 25 and ive seen the Brewers in 4 playoff games. Get Jeff Suppan to a 4.30 era and ill kiss your feet!
about 1 day ago
AndrewGruman: For the record the Brewers highest paid player is Jeff Suppan at $42 mil. Yea. We can't compete, baseball needs a cap.
about 3 days ago
BrewerScorebook: RT @sportsrev: Dear #Phillies fans, the #Brewers will trade you Jeff Suppan straight up for Cole #Hamels if you don't want him!
about 5 days ago
sportsrev: Dear #Phillies fans, the #Brewers will trade you Jeff Suppan straight up for Cole #Hamels if you don't want him!
about 5 days ago
latsondheimer: Congrats to former Crespi pitcher Jeff Suppan of the Brewers. His wife gave birth to their first child, a boy, last week.
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Jeff Suppan is available at a fraction of his $12 million price tag. |  |
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 | By Andrew Wagner OnMilwaukee.com Staff Writer E-mail author More articles by Andrew Wagner |
| Published June 30, 2009 at 12:37 p.m. |
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What do you get for the baseball fan that has everything?
How about their very own major league pitcher?
OK, so it's a joke, but one Brewers fan's frustration with Jeff Suppan has led him to post this auction on eBay (We don't expect the link to stay active very long, sorry), in which he's placed the veteran right-hander for sale.
As an added bonus, he'll throw in Bill Hall absolutely free. The only catch, however, is the seller will not accept bids from Wisconsin residents.
To entice would-be buyers, the seller lists some of Suppan's statistics and qualities:
- "Durable -- Would love to pitch all nine innings regardless of the outcome.
- Starting pitcher -- At least he starts the game. However, depends on the day and how bad he pitches, he may last from one and a half innings to six.
- Highest ERA -- Milwaukee's top ERA holder. Great for any opposing team. Does not matter of the Division. Performs rock solid for the opposing team.
- A walker -- "He walks really good." Tried his best to keep them in even numbers (4, 6, 8...)
- Highest paid pitcher in the dugout -- $12.75 million
- Allows at least six runs in first five innings "
For the record, Suppan is 5-6 with a 4.86 ERA in 16 starts this season. If only Billy Mays were around to pitch this. (What, too soon?)
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Posted by jk1522 on July 3, 2009 at 10:21 a.m. (report)
Red- All i know is what that contract, he better get us a win today! Just kidding guys!! Yeah, I think they have a shot, as this hasnt been one of Zambrano's better years so far. I agree, the next three would be very nice. Hope you all have a nice holiday weekend too!
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Posted by Red_5 on July 3, 2009 at 1:45 a.m. (report)
jk1522, broner, sandstorm. Are guys pumped for Supan Vs Zambrano? If Jeff Subpar can keep it in the park they might have a chance. After all this talk I don't care about his money or past but a W. Go Brewers and get 3 of 4 from these CLOWNS. Have a nice holiday weekend gents!
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Posted by Broner on July 2, 2009 at 5:43 p.m. (report)
Dang, I was out all day at a clown convention (just kidding) and missed the continuing conversation. That was fun. Sounds like everyone is playing nice in the sandbox. Now I have to take a break for a while and save up my sarcasm for the next Sunday debate: Is it ok for drunk drivers to run over smokers?
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Posted by jk1522 on July 2, 2009 at 2:16 p.m. (report)
Sounds good to me! As you know, I can be pretty stubburn myself while trying to prove my point. At the end of the day we are all passionate brewer fans that want the same result, a championship! Till the next topic and arguement, have a good one. : )
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Posted by sandstorm on July 2, 2009 at 1:07 p.m. (report)
"everyday player". lol. that would be cal ripken! you know what jk? it's obvious i can be a d-bag around here, but i'm really not that bad a person. when i smell BS i call it. i might even be wrong, but i generally admit it. kind of like i'm admitting to d-baggery right now. whatever. i respect other's opinions. i really do. but if i don't agree, i'll say so. doesn't mean that i'm always right either. so truce, ok? now can we all go back to agreeing that Begel has no business wielding a pen?
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