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34854 By Dave965
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Reader submitted blog Published Nov. 17, 2009 at 11:23 a.m.
Category: Arts & Entertainment
Tags: Consultants

I invite you to Awaken the Giant Within. I am an Outlier and I have learned to Trust Your Gut. The Law of Success has made me Pop, Blink and I must always remember that The Stillness Speaks. I have made one of the Seven Key Decisions That Determine Success. I have more Successful Habits than most and I know the SECRET. Need to be more organized? I’ve got the answer. Need to improve your money management skills? I’ve got you covered. Want to know how to win people and influence friends, neighbors and strangers? Yep, I know that, too!

This morning we talked about the TV show "Hung" and the motivational speaker responsible for turning a high school coach into an escort for hire. Then after the show I read all the e mail solicitations we get here at ‘KLH. ‘I can teach your listeners how to stay debt free!’ "I can speak to the latest trends in marketing, or fashion, or well, just about anything!’ Fantastic! Hey, did you write that e mail from your van down by the river?

So, I’ve decided that I want to be a motivational speaker/consultant. I want to be able to tell you what I know and how to make you better. And if it doesn’t work, well, you just weren’t paying close enough attention, were you? Maybe you just can’t be motivated? ‘Cause it can’t be me! My power point presentation could stir even the most cynical soul!

I want to read a book and send you my book report. It’ll be disguised as a sort of insight from up here in my ivory tower. The books themselves are good reads. There’s nothing wrong with them, at all. What I do enjoy, though, are the speakers and consultants who read a book or spot a trend and then preach it as gospel. Even if they just noticed a trend that’s been around a long time, well, if it’s new to them it must be new to you.

Hmmm, this is a web log, right? The kids are calling them blogs, You know. I’ve noticed that this social media thing is catching on. I better work it in to my new seminar. It’s called "Things You Already Know"

The entire DVD collection can be yours for 289.95! No matter how you slice it, that’s just good Freakanomics.



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