I would write a patronizing blog patronizing those who already have tried to patronize this contest in attempts to emotionally distance themselves from the competition when they lose but that might be impossible to have come across right. So instead, I’d like to just agree with the others who think this whole contest is kind of ridiculous and probably nobody deserves @#%$! That is unless I have been secretly working on a series of 10 blogs about Orlando for months now that I will post all at once at the last second as a smart strategy to avoid any real competition. These blogs are so well done that they would rival any Conde Nast article ever written and should surely garnish me my most relished victory.