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"When Serch told G-Child to step off (last week) I felt like he was giving me a second chance (for being so weak)." Yeah Sullee, you were weak last week but you didn't catch a fitz like Geraldine Ferraro, who's full of sorrow or G-Child cuz the girl didn't
win but the sun will still come out tomorrow and shine
shine shine like gold mine today's a new day and the sun will still shine even for Jus Rhyme who is full of guilt because he's a PHD Ethnic Studies candidate and he's white so he's guilty of being white and he's a convict of a racist crime and he's only served 28 years of his time yeah Sullee its obvious you got a second chance but maybe not a third let's move along the song and listen to what was heard in the White House (white) rapper's domain and where in episode four Serch brought the Pain no not physically but in the form of four clovers for real the Pain, the House, the one's that's down with B-Real and the Cypress, yeah Everlast and crew came to pay a little visit to ya the Caucasian rhymers give them a little taste of white rap big timers though some might say whiners depends on your side: what team you're on: speaking of teams once again it was on: the competition was tight a red team and a blue tangled up in a fight to see who's the best at putting a track together no time to relax this has to be a club banger head bobber head banger crowd stopper with beats by Just Blaze the two teams (Persia John Brown Jon Boy Jus Rhyme vs. Shamrock Sullee 100 Proof) in the studio for the first time though best believe this ain't they first rhyme they're all good gettin better but can they work as a dream team and take the gold get their record sold in stores for 15.99 or will they be bargin bin at a buck or .99?

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Team Red struggled to be cohesive cuz they wanted to produce a party joint about smokin' weed and Jus Rhyme the positive one felt that was bad for the seeds and the youth of America: he doesn't want to be a rapper that's scarin'ya with crime rhymes or alcohol soaked good times he wants to uplift with positivity like Public Enemy so he was the enemy on his own dream team, call it a nightmare, Cant we all just get along? coulda been the name of their song at first but they soon got it together and didn't even curse in one verse but would their joint about smokin bongs in da club, their song about smokin' joints in da club, come in first or worst?

(an aside, Persia it turns out has a very nice sounding singing voice).

Team Blue on to yous threes buddies in rhyme comrads from the start but will you keep it together this time with a song about girls chicks feminitas at da club that you want to rub up and down and take home as if your name was Karl Malone or even Scott Skiles no matter who it is the aim is to bone but with disharmony and a roguish one night stand that was the name of your song and DJ Blaze just couldn't understand what you were going for and he told you the same that any lady hearing it would surely complain just the same by the end it was plain that yous threes buddies in rhyme comrades had a descent song and it would be long til the judging begins,,,

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After completing the song the contestants are brought to a Bronx strip club to have their songs played for the dancers. Each 'club banger' song is played and danced to. The song that elicits the most energy from the dancer wins. The one and only Kool Keith aka Dr. Octagon aka Dr. DOom aka Black Elvis is on hand to help judge! (Kool Keith ranks up there in my top 5 rappers all-time).

In the end the judges pick the Red team which means the boys in the Blue team face a rap off elimination in front of the entire nation this is no vacation for these three buddies in rhyme cuz it's do or die time to see who can flow and who's gotsta go no no no can't make a mistake and misstep will find your body in the lake with cement shoes cuz you lose you lost it's time to step off:

100 Proof.

Leave it up to 100 Proof he be living proof that as Serch continually reminds the contestants the (White) Rapper Show AIN'T NO JOKE!

I was bummed to see 100 Proof go. As I mentioned last week, he was my favorite contestant. He basically forgot his words in the rap off and another thing that sided against him was that Serch and Prince Paul felt that his rhyming and delivery was too old school style and that he wouldn't be able to overcome that as the rounds continued, Shamrock gave the best performance. Sullee could have just as easily gone but once again next week he may repeat a slight variation from his statement this week "When Serch told 100 Proof to step off (last week) I felt like he was giving me a third chance (for being so weak)." and if that is the case, then this blog will also begin with a slight variation on the theme ... end you don't stop.