Wednesday, May 07, 2008… bored and aggravated at work again….so what better for a coworker and I to do than create a list of things we hate, or have been disappointed with in the past.  We could have kept going, but we thought we should get some actual work done for a change.

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1.      Finding out I couldn’t be a dinosaur when I grow up

2.      Found out the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, & Santa Clause aren’t real

3.      The movie The Village

4.      It’sMrLucky

5.      The growing number of obese people in America

6.      Starbucks.

7.      Prom date’s ex boyfriend showing up at prom

8.      High School

9.      Liberals

10.  Not getting that promotion

11.  Ashton Kisher continuing to make movies

12.  Gas prices

13.  Finding out that eating 15 slices of bacon every day for breakfast is apparently “unhealthy”

14.  The Brewers 2008 season (so far)

15.  Ned Yost

16.  Bad TV Spinoffs

17.  My spelling and grammer abilities

18.  Immigration issues

19.  How I can never eat beef jerky without getting it stuck in my teeth

20.  The NBA

21.  Rappers

22.  Rappers turned actors

23.  MTV

24.  Reality TV

25.  Crooked hats

26.  The red socks finally winning the series.

27.  Ridiculous piercing

28.  unnecessary tattoos

29.  Carnies

30.  Tight clothing on large people

31.  When I don’t hold the shift key down long enough!!!!!11

32.  Outrageously prices purses (couch *cough*)

33.  People who think hockey is boxing on ice.

34.  People who blame me for their mistakes.

35.  Getting socks for Christmas.

36.  Cats

37.  People who cash their unemployment checks and I later see them at the bar drunk.

38.  Boring work.

39.  Senile department store workers

40.  When you accidentally buy the edited version of a cd

41.  When all the funny parts of a movie are in the trailer

42.  Pens that don’t write smoothly

43.  Spam e-mail

44.  People who believe tabloids

45.  When you’re right between two holes in your belt, one is too tight, one is too loose.

46.  People who think they need a bluetooth headset, but really don’t.

47.  When girls wear too much perfume

48.  Forgetting to wear deodorant.

49.  Energy drinks

50.  When I drop stuff

51.  Tornadoes

52.  Conspiracy Theories

53.  When I go to a public restroom and it’s closed for cleaning.

54.  Turning on the TV to see another CSI or Law and Order spin-off

55.  People who thing their H3 is a Military Issued Vehicle.

56.  People who think their expensive things are awesome (rolex, coach, etc), although the check was written from mommy and daddy’s checkbook.

57.  When the three-hole punch cover falls off and those stupid dots fly everywhere.

58.  Illinois drivers

59.  Lake Geneva, WI

60.  Bears / Packers “rivalry”

61.  People who have more kids than they can afford.

62.  Slow drivers.

63.  When HR people take 15 days to answer a 2 second question.

64.  Ellen Degeneres (spelling?)

65.  Dead batteries

66.  Buying a CD that only ends up having one good song on it

67.  People who don’t yield for emergency vehicles

68.  Sorority Girls

69.  People who make PowerPoint presentations with way too much information on each slide…. And then read their slides to me.

70.  Carlos Menica

71.  Hippos

72.  Suburban stores selling gangster clothing.

73.  People who think there is a Prince in Nigeria that needs you to cash a check for him.

74.  Tripping in public.

75.  When people mis-quote things.

76.  People who use contacts to change their eye color.

77.  People who go out of their way to be unpleasant

78.  Girls who write on black paper with pink glitter pens.

79.  Giant sunglasses that that cover half of a person’s face.

80.  When ice cream gets that freezer burn taste.

81.  Turkey Bacon.

82.  People who have a story for every topic, or they are a professional of all subjects.

83.  People who openly admit that they will continue to argue even if they know they are wrong.

84.  Hallmark Holidays

85.  When people tell you your clothes don’t match, even though they do.

86.  Excessive Microsoft Word Art usage.

87.  Girls that claim that they never pay for their own drinks at the bar.

88.  When your doing laundry and you have that one single sock left over.

89.  ItsMrLucky

90.  Making pancakes only to discover you’re out of syrup.

91.  Allergies

92.  Commercials (not trailers) before a movie in the theater.

93.  Old ladies who wear bright red lipstick.

94.  Illegal Drugs

95.  Making up for another worker’s slack.

96.  When people play pranks that are unoriginal or dull, yet think they’re the funniest thing ever.

97.  Overused puns

98.  Warm beer

99.  Chocolate flavored suckers

100.          Ridiculously long lists.