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Drillbit Taylor
Opens March 21, 2008. Run time: 1 hr. 42 min.

for crude sexual references throughout, strong bullying, language, drug references and partial nudity

It all begins on the first day of high school, when a trio of anxious freshmen--chubby Ryan, freakishly skinny Wade and their shrimpy tagalong, Emmit--become the instant target of the school's senior psycho-in-residence, Filkins, the ultimate school bully. As what they were hoping to be the best years of their lives are suddenly turned into a daily living hell, the boys realize they have only one choice--to hire their own personal bodyguard. Enter Drillbit Taylor, not the best but definitely the cheapest of the mercenaries, hit men and bodyguards who answer their online ad. Drillbit is steely, dangerous and skilled in covert black-ops and exotic martial arts. He's also a complete fraud.

He bluffs and cajoles the credulous trio through his cockamamie boot camp and, after several hilarious missteps, instills in them new skills and some much needed confidence. But when push comes to shove--and more pushing and more shoving--Drillbit seems to be no match for Filkins' reign of terror. Now it's up to Ryan, Wade and Emmit to transform this down-and-out drifter into the savior he originally promised to be.




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Cast: Owen Wilson, Alex Frost, Matt Gallini, Troy Gentile, Nate Hartley
Director: Steven Brill
Written by: Seth Rogen, Kristofor Brown, Edmond Dantes
Producer: Judd Apatow, Susan Arnold, Donna Roth
Genres: Comedy



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Critic review:

Owen Wilson's easy-going brand of comedy is the best part of Drillbit Taylor, but the film really doesn't do the comic actor justice. Story Produced by Judd Apatow and co-written by Apatow's BFF Seth Rogen, Drillbit is a little bit My Bodyguard, a little bit Freaks and Geeks. The story focuses on three geeky high school freshman--Ryan (Troy Gentile), Wade (Nate Hartley) and Emmet (David Dorfman)--who become primary target practice for the campus bully, Filkins (Alex Frost). Enter Drillbit Taylor (Wilson), a homeless Army deserter, who answers the boys' ad for a bodyguard, mainly because he wants to rip them off. During the course of the movie, however, Drillbit teaches the boys how to stick up for themselves and grows to care about them, especially after he pretends to be a substitute teacher at their school--you know, to "watch" over them.

It's a cool gig for the drifter since he gets free coffee, a new girlfriend (Leslie Mann, as a horny English teacher) and newfound respect. Eventually everything goes to hell in a hand basket, as they are wont to do, but at least everyone walks away learning some valuable life lessons. We should say "Awww," but thankfully the script keeps the gag reflex to a minimum. Acting While Wilson may be phoning it in a little as Drillbit--a likeable rascal who's a cross between a Dupree and a Wedding Crasher--his certain charismatic style is undeniable on screen. You can't help but like him in whatever he does, even if the film he is in pales by comparison.

Not to say the rest of Drillbit's cast isn't supporting Wilson as best they can. The unlucky geek squad is full of fresh faces, with newcomers Gentile and Hartley capturing their inner nerd with a passion. Many will also recognize Dorfman as the spooky kid from the Ring series, now a pipsqueak-y teen. Frost (Elephant) has the crazy eyes of a psychotic teenager, bent on humiliation and destruction of those who stand in his way. Realistic? Perhaps not, but he makes a decent villain.

Mann is handed the smallest part possible but makes her presence known. Her mini-seduction scene with Wilson in the teacher's lounge is definitely one of the film's better moments. Still, this is Wilson's movie and frankly, he can do better. Direction Seth Rogen must have had a hell of a time in high school--he can't quit writing about it. On Judd Apatow's first effort, TV's Freaks and Geeks, Rogen played a high school freak, while last summer's Superbad, which he co-wrote with former high school bud Evan Goldberg, took high school geekdom to a whole new level.

Now, he and Apatow team up on another I'm-a-geek-in-high-school-but-stay-true-to-myself effort, hiring director Steven Brill to helm the proceedings, who brings his own level of expertise having directed such comedy favorites as Without a Paddle and Little Nicky. Drillbit does have its hilarious moments--a montage of hiring a bodyguard stands out (including the cameo from the original My Bodyguard Adam Baldwin)--but overall, it just isn't as fresh and different as other Apatow/Rogen collaborations. They seem to have forgotten how not to rehash past experiences--or past movies. There's also the fact that Drillbit is PG; by surpressing the colorful language, it may have hindered their creativity. Either way, the current comedy kings miss the mark this time around.

Bottom Line Hollywood.com rated this film 2 stars.-Kit Bowen.



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