Milwaukee Magazine's Kurt Chandler was all wet when he wrote about Riverwest's spa -- commonly referred to as "The Tubs" -- in the June article, "Sex in the City." Not only did he get the location wrong (no, I am not disclosing it) and the arrangement wrong (there is no monthly membership), but he also says it has an isolation tank and "pleasure rooms" -- neither of which exist.

Sorry, Kurt, but as a friend of The Tubs for almost 10 years I can assure you that nothing steamy is happening at The Tubs -- unless you get off on a bunch of "Lefties" relaxing.