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25 reasons Milwaukee is better than Philadelphia
The crack in Hoan Bridge was bigger than crack in Liberty Bell.  
By OnMilwaukee.com Staff Writers

Published Oct. 1, 2008 at 1:24 p.m.
Tags: philly, cheesesteaks, 76ers, sixers, liberty bell, nba, bucks, brewers, phillies, nlcs

With the Brewers taking on the Phillies in the first round of the National League Championship Series this week in Philadelphia (and then Milwaukee), we thought it was a good time to dust off and update a list we created back in 2001 when the Bucks battled the 76ers in the NBA playoffs.

Enjoy again some good natured-ribbing (because at least two of our staffers are big fans of the City of Brotherly Love) at the expense of our new East Coast rivals.

  1. Brats are better than cheesesteaks.
  2. Crack in Hoan was bigger than crack in Liberty Bell.
  3. Reggie White won a Super Bowl with the Packers, not the Eagles.
  4. The Vet was far worse than County Stadium.
  5. Milwaukee is farther from New Jersey.
  6. Violent Femmes are better than The Hooters.
  7. Milwaukee River is cleaner than the Schuylkill (maybe).
  8. Brise soleil on Milwaukee Art Museum is bigger than statue of Rocky.
  9. Gene Wilder is funnier than Bill Cosby.
  10. Miller is better than Yuengling.
  11. Butter burgers are tastier than soggy, cold pretzels.
  12. "Philadelphia" is sadder than "American Movie."
  13. Wisconsin cheddar is better than Philadelphia Cream Cheese.
  14. Al Harris is better with the Packers than he was with the Eagles.
  15. Heather Graham is sexier than Betsy Ross.
  16. Cheese curds are tastier than cheese fries.
  17. It costs a lot more to live in Philly.
  18. Summerfest is better than Festival Pier.
  19. Frozen custard is better than Tastykakes.
  20. "Ain'a" is funnier than "addytood."
  21. Milwaukee was never featured in an Elton John song.
  22. Andy Reid only looks like Mike Holmgren.
  23. Bernie Brewer could kick The Phanatic's butt.
  24. "Happy Days" is a classic, and "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" is mostly making fun of Philly.
  25. Milwaukee fans would never boo Santa Claus.
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Cogs Are you kidding me with this lame list? If it wasn't for Philadelphia there ...
njpop Tastycakes beat Frozen Custard always---and Betsy Ross has really stood the ...
Chrisna I would boo Santa Claus. Sounds fun.
A Philly win Philly's market is much better than Milwaukee's. The Philly one is a mix of ...
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