With the Brewers taking on the Phillies in the first round of the National League Championship Series this week in Philadelphia (and then Milwaukee), we thought it was a good time to dust off and update a list we created back in 2001 when the Bucks battled the 76ers in the NBA playoffs.
Enjoy again some good natured-ribbing (because at least two of our staffers are big fans of the City of Brotherly Love) at the expense of our new East Coast rivals.
- Brats are better than cheesesteaks.
- Crack in Hoan was bigger than crack in Liberty Bell.
- Reggie White won a Super Bowl with the Packers, not the Eagles.
- The Vet was far worse than County Stadium.
- Milwaukee is farther from New Jersey.
- Violent Femmes are better than The Hooters.
- Milwaukee River is cleaner than the Schuylkill (maybe).
- Brise soleil on Milwaukee Art Museum is bigger than statue of Rocky.
- Gene Wilder is funnier than Bill Cosby.
- Miller is better than Yuengling.
- Butter burgers are tastier than soggy, cold pretzels.
- "Philadelphia" is sadder than "American Movie."
- Wisconsin cheddar is better than Philadelphia Cream Cheese.
- Al Harris is better with the Packers than he was with the Eagles.
- Heather Graham is sexier than Betsy Ross.
- Cheese curds are tastier than cheese fries.
- It costs a lot more to live in Philly.
- Summerfest is better than Festival Pier.
- Frozen custard is better than Tastykakes.
- "Ain'a" is funnier than "addytood."
- Milwaukee was never featured in an Elton John song.
- Andy Reid only looks like Mike Holmgren.
- Bernie Brewer could kick The Phanatic's butt.
- "Happy Days" is a classic, and "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" is mostly making fun of Philly.
- Milwaukee fans would never boo Santa Claus.