Sizzling:
Body Worlds - Who knew that corpses could be so much fun?

The Lion King - Huge crowds, full restaurants, too. Wisconsin's primary - Have you voted yet today?

Brewers off-season moves - Practically a whole new team.



Hot:
Irish bar explosion - Do we need this much Guinness?
Potawatomi expansion - Bigger, bolder, better.
Brad Beyer - CBS' "Jericho" rises from the ashes.
Turner Hall - Booking bigger bands.
Gousha - Back in business, baby!




Warm:
Bronze Fonz - Deal with it.
The Police at Summerfest - It's never too early to get excited.
Pitchers and catchers reporting - Hope springs eternal.
Soho 7 - Appropriate dress, please.




Cool:
Marquette Interchange - Getting closer, really.
Miller Coors merger - Please don't move to Denver or somewhere else.
Midwest Airlines - Layoffs bum us out.

Cold:
CEOs ripping city - Rich white guys should pipe down.
Sub-par plowing - How is this so complicated?

Pot holes - Fill 'em up, our cars are hurting.


Sub-zero:
Journal Sentinel's "Cool Pool" - #1 rule of cool ...
Cold weather - Literally, sub-zero.
Cold season - Is anyone not sick these days?
Mike McGee, Jr. - Re-election from jail? Really?