Sign in | Register now

Milwaukee's Daily Magazine for Thursday, Sept. 2, 2010

Today
Hi: 83
Lo: 61
Fri
Hi: 68
Lo: 54
Sat
Hi: 67
Lo: 54
Advertise on OnMilwaukee.com

In Bars & Clubs

Six months since Halloween already? It must be time for Hallowang!



Published April 19, 2010 at 9:02 a.m.

You've got less than a week to prepare the perfect Hallowang costume.

Just when you think that "Rock of Love," the intrepid reality show that attempts to match Poison ex-hunk Bret Michaels with one of a number of mega skanks, is about the lowest form of admittedly addicting entertainment you can find, you see a group of Milwaukeeans dressed as the pathetic lot prancing down the street.

In April.

This can mean only one thing. It's Hallowang. Had you forgotten?

Hallowang is a new-ish Milwaukee holiday that happens every year on the last Saturday in April -- the crafty half-way point between any two given Halloweens. Founder House Cat (that's all we know of this man) says he created the holiday on the simple premise that Halloween is just too much fun to celebrate but once a year.

Story Highlights

  • Hallowang is the pseudo Milwaukee holiday celebrated at the halfway point between any two Halloweens.
  • This year's is planned for Saturday, April 24.
  • Costume clad participants gather in Walker's Point for contests and drink specials.

It's brilliant, actually. While Christmas, sweet 16 birthdays and the perfectly glazed Easter ham create more work and stress than they're usually worth, Halloween is about as low-commitment as you can get on the holiday grid. You wear whatever you want, you have some drinks, you have some laughs and there's no gift-giving pressure.

Hallowang's actually been around since 2006, slowly gaining momentum year after year. Last year's celebration gathered more than 50 'wangers to a slew of Walker's Point establishments for costume contests and alcohol consumption.

This year's festivities go down again in Walker's Point on Saturday, April 24 at Walker's Pint, Fat Daddy's and The Fifth Ward Pub.

Shenanigans begin at the Fifth Ward Pub at 8 p.m. with the toss across tourney, a tic tac toe bean bag toss. A 9:30 p.m. quarter catching competition (it'll all be explained, promise) takes place at Walker's Pint and the evening closes with the brawn versus brains olympics at Fat Daddy's at 11 p.m. The famous Fatmobile will be on hand to provide free non-drunk driving from 6:30 to 8:30 p.m. After that, cab service is probably a good call.

The night-long costume contest (register at all three bars by midnight) promises prizes in various categories, including famous people, stereotypes & occupations, fictional characters, non-human, team and spectacular.

House Cat says he's been impressed with 'wangers' costume creativity in years past -- Blossom and Joey, a human dartboard and character called "Rodeo Ross" have been huge hits with the judges.

So as superfluous American holidays clog up the calendar, set your sights on the ones that really matter, like your birthday, Memorial Day weekend and Hallowang.

More Information ...

Related links:


1 comment about this article.
Post a comment / write a review.

Recent Talkbacks ...

Posted by sijan_heights on April 19, 2010 at 11:35 a.m. (report)

"Mega skank" is my new favorite term. Thanks Law Dog

Rate this:
  • Average rating: 0.0
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5